Signs that Your Relationship is Over

10 Signs That it’s Time to Find a New Girlfriend

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Is She Cheating or About to Dump You?

By Adam Stone

People are sort of like monkeys when it comes to dating and relationships. This sounds really offensive, I know, but hear me out. When a monkey is in its natural habitat, traveling from tree to tree in the jungle, it won’t let go of one branch, until it has its hand firmly planted on the next branch. A monkey needs to know where it’s going, after all. Well, the same holds true for people and relationships.

With a lot of women, when it comes to dating, she won’t let go of one branch (you) until she has her eyes set on the next branch (the next poor shlub). It’s a safer mode of transport, and she’ll know where she’s heading.

Fortunately, there are some tell-tell signs to help you realize you’re a useless “twig” about to be left behind for a more stable “branch” Consider this:

She turns the faucet off of sex

If you’ve gone from regular and consistent sex to none at all, she may be getting it from someone else. We’re only human, and as human animals it’s difficult to turn off and on our animalistic needs. If she’s turned them off for you, they might be on for someone else.
She starts doing things without you

If your girl stops including you in activities with her friends, she may be transitioning from a life with you to one without you. She may have already told her friends that things are over between the two of you, and is easing in to that lifestyle on her own terms. If your girl was really in to you, she’d want to include you with her friends.
She answers text/phone calls in front of you without telling you who its from.

Not saying anything at all is easier than lying. When given a choice to remain silent or to offer up a lie regarding who she’s communicating with – silence is always the path of least resistance.
She sleeps over at friend’s house (a lot)

If your girl is past the age of slumber parties but still insists that she’s sleeping over at a friend’s house when she goes out, chances are that friend is the kind of friend that does a little more than offer all-night gossip sessions.
She communicates with you less

Women love to talk, and if she’s stopped talking to you, she’s talking to someone else.
She comes home late smelling like a fraternity keg party

If she’s going out without you, gets home late, and smells like a brewery, she may be drinking to lower her inhibitions to have a good time (without you).
She gets dolled up to go get coffee with friends

If your girl puts way more effort than necessary when she say’s she is going to go meet up with her girlfriends for things like coffee or brunch, it’s possible that she’s getting dolled up to meet Sven, her Swedish yoga partner for more than a cafe latte.
She is evasive about where she was, what she was doing

Refer back to #5, and remember, women love to talk to their men when a relationship is going well. If she’s been out, and doesn’t volunteer to tell you all about her wonderful (or crappy) time out with her friends, and isn’t forthcoming with what she’s been doing, then she might have something to hide.
Your gut instincts tell you something is up

If your gut instincts are telling you that your girl is cheating or she’s about to leave you, chances are that there are troubles in paradise. Our minds may keep us in a state of denial, but our gut instincts are hard to ignore. If you feel that something bad is going down, don’t ignore it. Even if there’s nothing happening yet, these kinds of feelings are indicative that your relationship needs help or is about to tank… for whatever reason.
You find King Kong condoms in her purse, when your brand is Junior Pee Wee

If this happens to you – run and never look back.