Review: Is Match.com Worth It?
Match.com costs $30-ish per Month.
Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past decade, you’ve undoubtedly heard of Match.com.
Match.com was one of the first, and is probably the best known of the online dating websites. Match.com reportedly has more than 15 million members and Web sites serving 37 countries in more than 12 different languages…
We Reviewed Match.com and Answer the Question, "Is Match.com Worth It?"
The short answer to the question, "Is Match.com worth it?" is quite simply, "It really depends on what you’re looking for, dude." An even shorter answer is: You can find out for yourself if it’s worth it with 7-day free trial.
Match.com is a premium dating site, and a monthly subscription is required to gain access to the site. I plunked down $30ish dollars (of DudeRated.com’s mula) per month for the privilege of Match.com membership, and I had a good time on the site, but it took some work getting there. Here’s my take on the sitch:
Features
Match has been around for awhile, so it was no surprise that it was chock-full of goodies. There are tons of bells and whistles that are supposed to help members find a suitable mate. A couple features that I found to be pretty dope, include:
MatchWords:
This is similar to the keywords used on search engines like Google, Yahoo, etc. Users can pre-define a list of keywords in their profile that other users can use to search them out. (Of course, my keyword of choice is "Sex Demon.")
Match.com Platinum:
I didn’t actually register for this, but from the description, the Platinum membership provides the user with a personalized, professional matchmaker. This real, live person is available for users who don’t have the time to weed through the portraits on Match.com (Think hot-shot executive types).
MindFindBind With Dr. Phil:
Again, this is another feature that I am not personally familiar with, but might be usueful for dudes who come equipped with no natural dating skills or ability to attract a mate. For those in need of assistance getting started with online dating, Dr. Phil’s Match.com exclusive monthly program will walk you through how to get your mind ready to date, how to find someone perfect, and then how to bond/bind with them over time.
| I give Match.com’s Features a SOLID 4 out of 5 Rating: | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() (4/5) |
Babe Selection
Match.com has been around for awhile, so it was no surprise that it was chock-full of ladies. This is especially true for major metropolitan areas. I am writing this review from New York City, so it’s no big surprise that there were babes-a-plenty.
Variety of Women:
Your mileage may vary, but performing quick searches of different cities reveals a definite hot-babe to population ratio. However, there is something that I quickly discovered, and if you sign-up for Match.com, you should also be mindful of… There are shills, bogus accounts, and scams. Although there is a wide range of women, and someone for every preference, you need to be aware that some of the accounts are fake.
Match.com Shills:
The fakies are pretty easy to spot. Anytime you see a knock-out, drop-dead gorgeous model who’s preference in men is "Any" in all categories, you can pretty much bank on "her" actually being some "he," probably sitting at an internet cafe in eastern-europe, working all day scamming lonely shlubs out of a few bucks. Move along, nothing to be gained here
Overall Selection:
Overall, the babe selection is pretty good. And in bigger cities it’s easy to say that there is definitely something for everybody. Like chubbie girls? No problem. Prefer asians with long legs and ample bosoms? They’ve got some of them, too! Yes, Match.com provides a veritable smorgasbord for the everyman. Dig in, and enjoy (but beware of the fakies).
| I give Match.com’s Babe Selection a SOLID 4 out of 5 Rating: | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() (4/5) |
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Dating Experiences
Crap shoot. It’s hit or miss with this one, fellas. I am really surprised with how much work it actually took to line up confirmed, actual bona-fide dates. I’m not exactly a Don Juan, but I’m not Don Knotts either, know what I mean?
Background Info:
Here’s the deal: I average about 4 dates per month (one new girl a week), without the assistance of online dating tools. This is just from being out in circulation, meeting new babes out in their natural habitat. Again, your mileage may vary, but with the time it took to set up my profile, sort through the datable females, respond to the seemingly endless chatter in e-mails, and convince the hotties to choose me over the 100,000 other dudes vying for their attention, I managed to nail down 4 dates within the same one-month time frame. Not bad, but about the same as I do when I roll up to the bar with my boys.
The dates were all over the board. For this evaluation, I chose the same day of the week, time, and venue. I met each date in the Union Square area (Manhattan) for a Happy-Hour drink, after work on Fridays. Here’s a quick breakdown of each date:
Date #1:
FAILURE. "Susan" is what I would call a classic Misrepresenter. Her profile picture was blatantly not her, but rather a 40 lb. lighter, 10 year younger version of what she might have been, if she was, uh, somebody else. This date lasted about 20 minutes. She seemed embarrassed to be there, and uncomfortable in her own skin. I was cordial and diplomatic when I offered to split the tab, and scram.
Date #2:
BODERLINE. "Barbara" was actually pretty HOT, but was completely self-absorbed and booooring. I listened to her talk non-stop about 1) herself, 2) her maltese dog, 3) herself, 4) her ex-boyfriend, and 5) herself for at least 30 minutes. I got the impression that Barbara was more in to getting free drinks and dinner from dating than actually meeting a cool dude. It was pleasant being out, and seen with this beauty, but barely worth listening to her drone on about the aforementioned topics. When the check came, I handed it to Barbara. Her look was priceless. I’ve not heard from Barb since.
Date #3:
EPIC FAILURE. "Wendy" skipped her meds that day.
Date #4:
SUCCESS. "Aniela" was really quite an extraordinary woman, and I am still psyched about how well this date went. Aniela moved to New York from Slovakia a few months ago, and joined Match.com to help her meet new people. The conversation flowed well, the body language was suggestive of definite interest, and her feminine old-world charm turned me to putty in her hands. Aniela is an absolutely stunning example of female beauty, and being in her presense was intoxicating. If not for this date, my rating for this category would be a 2. By the way, as of the writing of this article, I am preparing for a 2nd date…
| I give Match.com’s Dating Experience an OK 3 out of 5 Rating: | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() (3/5) |
Match.com’s Value
Match.com offers a number of payment options, and subscription models, all of which are remarkably affordable. For the cost of a few beers at the bar (and striking out like you always do, sucker!) you can line up dates with some good looking babes from the comfort of your lay-z-boy. It’s a no-brainer. Pull out the plastic, and give it a shot. And remember, if you score, you owe me a beer.
| I give Match.com’s Value an EXCELLENT 5 out of 5 Rating: | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() (5/5) |
Overall
So, is Match.com worth it? If you’re willing to invest the time and can tolerate some email correspondence before setting up a date with a woman, then yes, it is probably worth it. If you’re looking for an instant hookup, this is probably not the site for you (But read more of our dating reviews to find that site!) Match.com is a safe bet and a pretty good time. Overall, it’s a 4 out of 5.
| I give Match.com’s Overall Rating an SOLID 4 out of 5 Rating: | ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() (4/5) |
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